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Monday, November 29, 2010

Hazelnut


Abu (nama samaran) bagitahu tunang dia Siti (juga nama samaran) teringin nak

jumpa nenek Siti. Satu hari, Siti berkesempatan memperkenalkan Abu kepada neneknya.

Sambil duduk menunggu diberanda rumah, Abu mengunyah kacang hazelnut sampai habis semangkuk.

Nenek Siti keluar lalu Abu bersalam  sambil berkata, "Maaflah nek,

habis semangkuk hazelnut tu saya makan tadi." Dengan selamba ala2 macho budak-budak  salesman 
pakai tie jual rumah , lalu nenek Siti berkata, "Takpe, Siti memang suka sangat bawakan nenek
coklat kacang hazelnut ni. Gigi nenek takde, dah patah, jadi nenek hisap je la coklatnya. Kacangnya nenek
tinggalkan kat mangkuk tu nak dibuang membazir."
Abu tersenyum lalu minta segelas air kosong.

klik sini : http://daftarj.spr.gov.my/
daftarj/

KHUTBAH TERAKHIR NABI MUHAMMAD S.A.W.



Khutbah ini disampaikan pada 9hb Zulhijjah
Tahun 10 Hijriyang di Lembah Uranah, Gunung Arafah.




"Wahai manusia, dengarlah baik-baik apa yang hendak kukatakan, Aku tidak mengetahui apakah aku dapat bertemu lagi dengan kamu semua selepas tahun ini. Oleh itu dengarlah deign telti kata-kataku ini dan sampaikanlah ia kepada orang-orang yang tidak dapat hadir disini pada hari ini."


"Wahai manusia, sepertimana kamu menganggap bulan ini dan Kota ini sebagai suci, maka anggaplah jiwa dan harta setiap orang Muslim sebagai amanah suci. Kembalikan harta yang diamanahkan kepada kamu kepada pemiliknya yang berhak. Janganlah kamu sakiti sesiapapun agar orang lain tidak menyakiti kami lagi. Ingatlah bahawa sesungguhnya, kamu akan menemui Tuhan kamu dan Dia pasti membuat perhitungan diatas segala amalan kamu. Allah telah mengharamkan riba, oleh itu segala urusan yang melibatkan riba dibatalkan sekarang."

"Berwaspadalah terhadap syaitan demi keselamatan agama kamu. Dia telah berputus asa untuk menyesatkan kamu dalam perkara-perkara besar, maka berjaga-jagalah supaya kamu tidak mengikuti dalam perkara-perkara kecil."

"Wahai Manusia Sebagaimana kamu mempunyai hak atas isteri kamu mereka juga mempunyai hak di atas kamu. Sekiranya mereka menyempurnakan hak mereka keatas kamu, maka mereka, juga berhak untuk diberi makan dan pakaian dalam Susana kasih saying. Layanilah wanita-wanita kamu dengan baik dan berlemah-lembutlah terhadap mereka kerana sesungguhnya mereka adalah teman dan pembantu kamu yang setia. Dan hak kamu atas mereka ialah mereka sama sekali tidak boleh memasukkan orang yang kamu tidak sukai kedalam rumah kamu dan dilarang melakukan zina.

"Wahai Manusia, dengarlah bersungguh-sungguh kata-katku ini, sembahlah Allah, dirikanlah sembahyang lima kali sehari, berpuasalah di bulan Ramadhan, dan tunaikankanlah zakat dari harta kekayaan kamu. Kerjakanlah Ibadah Haji sekiranya kamu mampu. Ketahui bahawa setiap Muslim adalah saudara kepada Muslim yang lain. Kamu semua adalah sama; tidak seorang pun yang lebih mulia dari yang lainnya kecuali dalam Taqwa dan beramal saleh."

"Ingatlah, bahawa, kamu akan menghadap Allah pada suatu hari untuk dipertanggung jawabkan diatas segala apa yang telah kamu kerjakan. Oleh itu Awasilah agar jangan sekali-kali kamu terkeluar dari landasan kebenaran selepas ketiadaaku."

"Wahai Manusia, tidak ada lagi Nabi atau Rasul yang akan datang selepasku dan tidak akan ada lain agama baru. Oleh itu wahai manusia, nilailah dengan betul dan fahamilah kata-kataku yang telah aku sampaikan kepada kamu. Sesungguhnya aku tinggalkan kepada kamu dua perkara yang sekiranya kamu berpegang teguh dan mengikuti kedua-duanya, necaya kamu tidak akan tersesat selama-lamanya. Itulah ALQURAN dan SUNNAHKU."

"Hendaklah orang-orang yang mendengar ucapanku, menyampaikan pula kepada orang lain. Semoga yang terakhir lebih memahami kata-kataku dari mereka yang terus mendengar dariku. Saksikanlah Ya Allah, bahawasanya telah aku sampaikan risalahMu kepada hamba-hambaMU."





WASIAT RASULULLAH S.A.W.

“Telah bersabda Rasullah s.a.w. Jibrail sentiasa mengharap-harapkan akan menjadi manusia kerana tujuh perkara iaitu, sembahyang yang lima berimam, duduk bersama ulamak-ulamak, menziarah orang sakit, menghantar jenazah, memberi air minum, mendamaikan diantara dua orang bermusuh-musuhan dan memuliakan jiran serta anak-anak yatim. Maka bersungguh-sungguhlah engkau diatas perkara tersebut”.

Telah bersabda Rasullah s.a.w. beramallah engkau dengan lurus hati kerana Allah. Bahawasanya Allah Ta’ala tidak akan menerima melainkan orang yang lurus hatinya. Allah Ta’ala telah berfirman yang bermaksud;

            “Barang siapa mengharap untuk berjumpa dengan Tuhanya maka hendaklah
            Dia beramal yang baik dan janganlah mempersekutukan Tuhan dengan apa Juga pun”.









Sunday, November 28, 2010

Police Petrol car.


Cerite ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It 
happen at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru 
jer balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler 
tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home she got blocked 

from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on but 
unfortunately 
at the same time, there was an accident happen a cross the road. Quite 
major jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the 
accident scene.So this stupid girl sudah gabra tak tahu nak buat apa, 
she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang. 
So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu 

tanya dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?" 
Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER. 

" So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KE???" 
Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER 
NGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA." 

So polis tu kata, "YE KE? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP" 
Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KERETA SAPA TU??" 

Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak kereta polis yg 
malam tadi balik rumah, dia ingat kereta dia sebab kaler sama warna 
putih (wira) cuma kereta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak 
pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Jam Budak Punk



Seorang budak punk mengajak kawannya datang ke rumah barunya. Dengan bangga dia menunjukkan ruang-ruang bilik dan hiasan rumahnya itu. Mereka berhenti di sebuah gong tembaga yang besar dan kelihatan menarik dan antik.


Kawannya bertanya, "apa benda ni? Kau budak punk pun boleh minat dengan dikir barat ke?"



"Menarik kan?" Jawab budak punk itu. "Ini bukan alat muzik lah bro. Ini jam bercakap."



"Jam bercakap?! Fuyohh! Bro, macam mana ia beroperasi? Sekarang pukul berapa, cuba kau demo sikit."



"Demo? Kau serius? Ok, tengok ni," kata budak punk itu lalu mengangkat gendang besi yg kelihatan berat sambil menghayun kuat menghentam ke tengah-tengah gong itu yg terus mengeluarkan bunyi yang kuat bagaikan boleh memecahkan gegendang telinga. 



Tiba-tiba terdengar jeritan di sebalik tembok rumah sebelah, "Hoi!!! Kau dah tebiat nak mampus ke apa hah?!!! Dah pukul 2 pagi lah biul. Tak tahu nak tidur ke?!! Sewel punya budak!"



"Ah! Dah pukul 2 pagi daaah," jelas budak punk itu.

Kawan dia cuma garuk kepala masih blur dan terkedu lagi nak cakap apa-apa.


sources from :

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.killerjo.net%2F&h=66934


Ceritalucu

Thursday, November 25, 2010

A Sad Story.

I just had to share this to you all... this is so touching.... copied from my friend

A boyfriend gave a challenge to his girlfriend to live one day without him.No communications at all and said if 

she passed it. He'll love her forever. Then the girlfriend agreed. She did not text or call him the whole day.

(without knowing that her bf has only 24 hours left to live because he's suffering from cancer.)



The next day, she excitedly went to her bf's house. Tears fall as she saw her boyfriend lying on the bed with a note on the side.




''you did it baby,can you do it everyday?''

"I love You"

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

..it had a head....it had a short tail....some red in colour..

I don't know what it is...probably a combination of different factors and struggles ... make me realize what is important and I really don't get upset at things or people because I can't change anything I can only enjoy what I am surrounded with.


. I don't have to walk to go get water, I don't have to start a fire to be warm, I don't have to spend all day, everyday, tending the land only to have it ruined by pests or early rain and worry about where my next meal will come from and how I will feed my family. 


It doesn't matter if you voted Red & your neighbor voted Blue..roll of drumm... Pheewiitt..! 

Monday, November 22, 2010

CONFLICT MANAGEMENT

Conflicts always arise in organisations or projects. Some conflicts are inevitable and some are evitable. However, most but not all, conflicts can be resolved (or minimised) or avoided in a way that benefits the individual or groups or parties involved.
Conflicts (sometimes called disagreements or disputes) can take place and develop between individuals or between groups in an organisation or in a project. It also can happen either within or between organisations.

Do you know, conflicts may distract you, your team or group, your tasks or jobs, or even your organisation or project? We need an effective resolution to manage conflicts, and at the same time restore productivity. But conflicts, if left untackled may broaden, develop and spoil the work environment. It also may interfere with productivity and effectiveness of the organisation or project.

Now the question is: can we deal with conflicts in manners that create personal and mutually respectful relationships?
If the conflict occurs within an organisation or project, it can be minimised or eliminated or prevented through the following measures:






The next question is when the conflict level in a project (or in an organisation) is serious or critical, what techniques or methods can project managers use to reduce, minimise or eliminate it?

Solution
There are five most popular or famous techniques or methods (or options) in managing conflicts either in an organisation or a project, between organisations, or between employees.
  1. Collaborating;
  2. Compromising;
  3. Accommodating (is also known as Smoothing);
  4. Competing (is also known as Forcing); and
  5. Avoiding.





Collaborating



Collaborating is based on win-win approach or technique. Collaborating means tendency to recognise the causes of conflict, share the information, and look for a mutually positive result.


Compromising

In its ordinary meaning, compromise means settlement of a disagreement or conflict by which each party gives up something it has asked for and neither side gets all it has asked for. In other words, compromise means tendency to achieve settlement by forgoing some of one’s own interest. This means each party is prepared to win something at the same time as losing a little. This technique tries to ensure each party is able to maintain a bit of their initial position.

Accommodating


This technique is also known as smoothing, that is addressing conflict situation by minimising or curbing real or perceived differences. At the same time parties are trying to emphasise common interests. Parties in conflict will appeal for cooperation and make an effort to diminish anxiety and pressure by offering assistance and give chance.

This technique is useful in maintaining harmony and preventing disturbance of works or tasks. It is also used when you know you can’t win in a conflict. On the other hand you possibly will lose your credibility and authority (in the organisation or project).

Competing or Forcing

Competing or forcing is when an individual or group in conflict uses power to control another individual or group. That individual or group will demand another person or party agrees with his/her or their position. This technique or style of managing conflict is known as competing or forcing.

Nevertheless you will notice that this method or technique may raise conflict (new or existing conflict). Occasionally the losing party possibly will strike back. Excessive use of this technique may reduce the other party’s work motivation too.


 Avoidance
Avoidance in this sense means withdrawing, sidestepping or postponing (of works, actions, etc.). When you withdraw from conflict situations or even remain neutral. This method or technique is known as avoidance too.
Usually when the extent or level of conflict is not focal or major or when more important matters are urgent and you feel you don’t have the time, then you will apply this technique.

This technique is also effective when you require more information on pertinent matters to manage the conflict efficiently at that particular time.On the other hand the avoidance technique may lead to unconstructive results for the organisation or project. For example by avoiding the conflict, significant decisions may be made by default.






Friday, November 19, 2010

What is prednisolone?



Prednisolone is in a class of drugs called steroids. Prednisolone prevents the release of substances in the body that cause inflammation.Prednisolone is used to treat many different conditions such as allergic disorders, skin conditions, ulcerative colitis, arthritis, lupus, psoriasis, or breathing disorders. Prednisolone may also be used for other purposes not listed in this medication guide.

Before taking prednisolone, tell your doctor about all of your medical conditions, and about all other medicines you are using. There are many other diseases that can be affected by steroid use, and many other medicines that can interact with steroids.Your steroid medication needs may change if you have any unusual stress such as a serious illness, fever or infection, or if you have surgery or a medical emergency. Tell your doctor about any such situation that affects you during treatment.

Steroid medication can weaken your immune system, making it easier for you to get an infection or worsening an infection you already have or have recently had. Tell your doctor about any illness or infection you have had within the past several weeks.Avoid being near people who are sick or have infections. Call your doctor for preventive treatment if you are exposed to chicken pox or measles. 

These conditions can be serious or even fatal in people who are using steroid medication.Do not receive a "live" vaccine while you are taking prednisolone. Vaccines may not work as well while you are taking a steroid.Do not stop using prednisolone suddenly, or you could have unpleasant withdrawal symptoms. Talk to your doctor about how to avoid withdrawal symptoms when stopping the medication. Carry an ID card or wear a medical alert bracelet stating that you are taking a steroid, in case of emergency


tq.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Project Management

Project management is a carefully planned and organized effort to accomplish a specific (and usually) one-time objective, for example, construct a building or implement a major new computer system. Project management includes developing a project plan, which includes defining and confirming the project goals and objectives, identifying tasks and how goals will be achieved, quantifying the resources needed, and determining budgets and timelines for completion. It also includes managing the implementation of the project plan, along with operating regular 'controls' to ensure that there is accurate and objective information on 'performance' relative to the plan, and the mechanisms to implement recovery actions where necessary. Projects usually follow major phases or stages (with various titles for these), including feasibility, definition, project planning, implementation, evaluation and support/maintenance.


TQ.

Salam 1Malaysia


Sesungguhnya umat Islam Malaysia perlu banyak bersyukur kerana menjadi warga sebuah negara yang dirahmati dengan pelbagai nikmat. Ingatlah Firman Allah s.w.t di dalam Surah Ibrahim Ayat 7 yang mafhumnya:
“Dan ingatlah tatkala Tuhan kamu memberitahu: “Demi sesungguhnya! Jika kamu bersyukur nescaya Aku akan tambah nikmatKu kepada kamu, dan demi sesungguhnya, jika kamu kufur ingkar sesungguhnya azabKu amatlah keras”.
Kesyukuran menuntut kita umat Islam Malaysia untuk memanfaatkan sebaik-baiknya apa yang telah dikurniakan oleh Allah s.w.t bagi mencari kejayaan di dunia dan di akhirat. Janganlah sekali-kali kita bersifat kufur nikmat atau mengambil mudah tanggungjawab kita selaku hamba dan Khalifah-Nya di muka bumi. Umat Islam perlu memelihara diri mereka dari melakukan kerosakan yang boleh membawa kepada kelemahan, kehinaan dan akhirnya kemusnahan umat secara keseluruhan.
tq